. . at least until the novelty wears off!

 

8th October 1999 Editorial

SCUPPERED BY A SAUSAGE

It's a sorry state of affairs when a man's lively hood can be threatened by a bit of laced pigs meat. Who purpetrated this act of infiltration ? Far be it for the Gazette to point fingers, but we find it just a little bit strange that such a major crime is committed within a week of 'visitors' causing havoc in the Rose and Crown.

Chief Constable Thompson and her side kick, Special Constable Tinker need to be on their toes with this one. The last thing we want in Tunaville is a criwe wave earing it's ugly head. That sort of thing belongs in and can stay in Bigtown !

 

PROCEED WITH CAUTION !

The rest of the financial world has always looked upon the stable economy of Tunaville as a shining example of textbook economics. Our business acumen is second to none and as an environment to do business in (unless your in the floundering literature industry), Tunaville is second to none.

So is it really prudent for our own financial 'Guru' to be even pondering a change in policy ? We think not ! What Tunaville needs is a steady hand at the tiller, now more than ever !
 

PREMATURE REVALATION

Accusations fly about the financial stature of a man close to the heart of every single member of the Tunaville community and the reporting of such rumours forthwith.

The Gazette, in an attempt to put the record straight once and for all, has gained access to the official transcript.

In conjuction with www.tunaville.com and Tunaville FM now YOU can read the exclusive interview broadcast as part of the Donny Donaldson "Six of the Best" series. Follow this link and make your own mind up !
 

LIKE OUR FONT ?

We've decided to modernise our Font. Always at the front line of technological warfare, the Gazette is once again keeping up with the times and we hope that your reading pleasure is now even more enjoyable. It's a pity we can't convince the Reverend Steve Mullin to update his ! (pathetic joke Ed.)