10th March 2000 Ask Annie
 
Well viewers, I'm flabbergasted. It's been a whole two weeks since my last column and not one of you has written. Me and my hubby went for a quick jaunt to relieve ourselves from the stress of executive life (well that and the fact that the big-end had gone on the number 14 and it had to stay in the garage all week) and I fully expected to come home to a huge bagload of problems from my readers.

Surely the residents of Tunaville cannot have rid themselves of the vast multitude of complexes, worries, fears and anxieties that have terrorised our community for years ?

All of a sudden, has the entire town acquired perfect table etiquette ? Does no-one want to know which side the desert wine glass should go on ?

Have you all suddenly got perfect lives ? Are there no skeletons in the cupboard ?

Does no one want to write in and ridicule members of their own families whilst under the misconception that they are doing them a favour by detailing their embarrassing problems to a readership of thousands ?

I'm sure there's many a letter heading my way as I type.

Love and kisses,

Annie