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| 10th March 2000 | Tunaville Tatler with "MuckSpreader" | ||
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Undoubtedly the party of the week took place down in the cells at Tunaville Police Station last Saturday night in celebration of Chief Constable Thompson's pending retirement. Anyone who is anybody was there but the big surprise of the night was the announcement that the Chief has declined the offer of picking up a pension from the authorities and intends to pound the beat for many years to come. Muckspreader is inclined to suspect that the whole thing was just a good excuse for a piss up ! Reading about that bearded doctor chap who just got banged up for killing 150 of his patients in BigTown, got me thinking about our local GP. Some people might wonder if it was mere coincidence that sprightly 89-year-old Mrs. Blurt and celebrated Tunaville centurion Alf Brazenose passed away within six months of each other, people being what they are. It's a funny old game, no mistake but if I were Mrs. Miggins, I'd be giving the old 'apple a day' maximum coverage and checking what my will says. Believe you me! Far be it from me to spread malicious gossip (well what the smeg am I paying you for then ? Ed.) but the word on the street is that Tennis is the sport to be taking up this spring. MuckSpreader has it in very good authority that the lessons one particular professional is giving in the village are certainly worth signing up for. New balls anyone ? More gossip next week and if you've got some malicious rumours to spread, then why not let me sound your horn ! E-mail me at muckspreader@tunaville.com | |||
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