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| 10th December 1999 | Tunaville Tatler with "MuckSpreader" | ||
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If you've got it, flaunt it ! Or so the saying goes and in the case of one of Tunaville's more fashionable figures that can only be the case. Rumour has it that her signature of the bottom of a cheque is now so sought after, certain shopkeepers are offering to open at any time of the day or night in order to secure the custom of La Donaldson. In the high flying retail world of Tunaville High Street, that's pulling power in anyone's language. Is there any substance we wonder in the rumour that the landlord of the Rose and Crown, Paul Mullin is considering adding a 'Wet T-Shirt' competition to his list of weekly events after last Friday nights "Amateur Jugs" Extravaganza ? Spotted just the other day placing a rather large order in Judy's Soft Furnishings was none other than garage owner, Steve Aslett. Muckspreader wonders why one of Tunaville's singelest of men should all of a sudden be taking such an avid interest in net curtains and scatter cushions. Is something afoot ?
More gossip next week and if you've got some malicious rumours to spread, then why not let me sound your horn ! E-mail me at muckspreader@tunaville.com | |||
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