I was recently on a business trip to the Far East and fear that I have caught a dose of you know what. I feel deeply ashamed of myself for getting into this situation and the lack of will power I showed after a few too Many drinks. I really fell for this gorgeous Filipino who said that I was the first man she had been with and that she loved me lots.

The problem is that my wife works at the local GP's and therefore it would be impossible for me to get any medication without her knowledge. She has also been unusually horny since my return and I'm running out of excuses to put her off.

Please point me in the right direction to receive discreet medical assistance as the pain is increasing daily when I urinate and I fear that the deteriorating appearance of my private parts will give the game away.

Yours guiltily.

However you now have another problem - how do you explain to your wife why your private parts withered and fell off in Tunaville High Street? You can always say that you were masturbating a tad too much and it just came away in your hand (if you'll pardon the pun) - the actual evidence of your infidelity and the resultant pain has now gone - forever it would seem!

I recently accompanied my new boyfriend away on a business trip, I was very excited at the prospect of spending time with him in an exotic location. I am however, very disappointed and extremely worried.

A business colleague that he spends a lot of time with was, as usual, present on this trip - ordinarily this would not have bothered me. However this guy did not leave us alone the entire time, following my guy around under the pretext of discussing business which of course isolated me from the conversation. My initial annoyance turned to concern as I observed their interaction, this colleague kept calling our room, joining us for breakfast, lunch and dinner, throwing dagger looks my way and sulky, pouting looks at my guy.

His feminine gestures became more apparent as the week wore on but what concerned me most was my boyfriends protective and attentive behaviour. The final straw was him inviting this idiot to join us in a romantic stroll on the beach, the three of us sat there gazing up at the tropical moonlit sky. The colleague kept pointing out shooting stars as if he was soooo special (I believe it was a disingenuous attempt to distract my attention - I can't bear to think what was really going on).

Annie HELP! I think that my boyfriend might be bisexual....what do I do?

Yours,

A concerned individual

I think the first thing you should do is check whether any of your gear is missing or indeed check whether your boyfriend has a secret stash of lacy underwear that he keeps hidden at home. If it transpires that he does then the best thing you can either do is walk out of the relationship completely and tell the world that your beloved is gay or, if you really don't want to finish the romance, have you ever tried three in a bed? You never know, you might like it. Do let me know what you decide!