. . at least until the novelty wears off!

 

5th November 1999 Editorial
We, the editorial staff of the Tunaville Gazette delight in bringing you our publication every week. We positively purr in the knowledge that you the residents of Tunaville are able to keep up with the goings on in our community, fully informed of all activity and events.

We are however here to report the news, not write it. If you don't tell us what's going on, we have nothing to publish. Ever since our chief reporter had that unfortunate incident with the goat which led to him spending a lengthy period on Dartmoor as a guest of Her Majesty (see Gazette 4/3/98) we've been back peddling trying to keep up.

So come on Tunaville, tell us what's up and we'll let the world know. You know it makes sense.