. . at least until the novelty wears off!

 

12th November 1999 Classified

FOR SALE : Various Items

1 Bottle of 'INSTAGONE'- all purpose cleaning product

1 Bottle of 'Miracle Foot Repair'- cures dried and cracked skin

1 Abdominiser - excellent fitness device that strengthens your 'abs' and folds away neatly under your bed

1 set of containers(red) with concertina effect that saves greatly on cupboard space

All 'Underwood' products as advertised on T.V. Sale forced due to initial rash purchases.

Call David on Tunaville 474

FOR SALE - Large selection of Quality Porn

Slightly sticky. No longer needed due to new position in the town.

Contact Mayor Purvey @ the Town Hall

FOR HIRE - Man with a drill

Experienced tradesman can complete your D.I.Y. tasks around your home.

Put up shelving, hang pictures, assemble IKEA furniture etc.

Reasonable rates - Please call Neil at the Manor House Tunaville 123

COMPUTER PROBLEMS ?

On-site trouble-shooting - Internet and E-mail

Upgrades, virus difficulties and training especially with Word and Excel. Reasonable rates

Please call Neil at the Manor House - Tunaville 123

MOBILE DISCO AND D.J.

Available for all types of functions - playing the latest sounds.

Can also provide exotic dancer if required

Call Tim at Horsley's Hi-Fi Tunaville 421

ATTENTION ALL FILIPINOS

I am trying to establish a Filipino society in Tunaville for social activities and FUN.

For membership details please call Tim Horsley on Tunaville 421