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| 4th February 2000 | Tunaville Tatler with "MuckSpreader" | ||
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Rumour has it that Rovers star Tim Horsley hasn't exactly been putting his current suspension time to best use. A source close to the midfield maestro suggested that if he wasn't careful there was every chance he might be mistaken for the QE2, next time he's wandering down the high street. Muckspreader's not quite sure about the analogy but we get the drift !! Additionally, Muckspreader has learned that the proprietor of the new computer shop in Tunaville Simon Walker has recruited a former beauty salon staff member Esmenia Hernandez, currently under alledged to be under investigation for visa violation by the home office. Rumour has it that he only recruited her to save her from being deported back the the Philippines. More as this story develops. More gossip next week and if you've got some malicious rumours to spread, then why not let me sound your horn ! E-mail me at muckspreader@tunaville.com | |||
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