21st January 2000 Tunaville Tatler with "MuckSpreader"

Not content with taking the retail market by storm, it would appear that La Donaldson now has bigger fish to 'invest' in. Was it purely a coincedence that she was seen deep in conversation with National Bank manager and local equities guru Ian McKinney earlier this week, just days before Donaldson Enterprises was seen investing heavilly in the Telecoms sector on the BigTown Stock Exchange? Muckspreader thinks that something may be afoot !!

Some photographs have come into muckspreader's possesion that make interesting viewing to say the least. Certainly the sight of one of our more prominent community officials in what can only be described as a state of undress is proving very popular amongst the staff at Tunaville Towers. We promise to keep them under lock and key although it was amusing when one member of staff commented 'nice to see both 'arfs match for a change.' What can he have meant ?

More gossip next week and if you've got some malicious rumours to spread, then why not let me sound your horn !   E-mail me at muckspreader@tunaville.com