Cream Ivory, Never been worn. Size 18.

Two bridesmaid dresses, size 16 and 18. Yellow floral pattern with matching hats. Never been worn.

Tun$ 400 o.n.o.   Phone Tunaville 876.

Selection of very fine Lingerie from Victoria's Secret. Size 10.

Asian Bride actually being Asian Groom, (but in disguise), forces sale.

Call T'ville 007

Large framed b/w photograph of scene depicting H.Nelson kissing Hardy. This picture is circa 1952 and is a genuine relic from the Galley.

Sentimental value for GAGA members and other alcoholics.

Contact OMIS - Bids by e-mail

Ladies Black Leather Tote Bag, internal zip pocket preferred. (Matching Court Shoes considered)

Please call at the Manor House.

Metal detector installed in lobby of new office forces sale.

Black PVC, excellent condition. Reason FOR SALE. Sexuality finally defined.

Please call at the Manor House

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Weight Watchers Magazine is available from all quality Newsagents and Corner Shops.

I need people to work from home addressing envelopes and sending out mailing lists.

Interested parties please call Andy Ripoff at Tunaville 874

Size 13.  Unwanted gift.  (Matching Stetson and Johnny Cash LP available if required)

Phone Tunaville 332

Send for our free catalogue. OVER ONE MILLION SATISFIED CUSTOMERS.

Call Bigtown 78654

Our specialist doctors can eliminate the need for glasses and contact lenses

Call Tunaville 8765

Exciting Men are looking for a Date - CALL NOW!

Tel: Bigtown 8765

Male for social outings with a view to marriage if things work out. Anyone (within reason) considered. No time-wasters please.

Please call Melanie on Tunaville 2237

Cat/Dog/Hamster/Gerbil - Anything will do - Good home assured.

Please call Mrs. Daphne Edderston on Tunaville 121.

I have some to go. Marked with a distinctive. logo (a telecoms company from the U.S. competing with A.T.&T. etc)

Also cables and small speaker boxes, that could be wired up for use as a baby alarm system.

Please call David Dodd at Tunavlle 157

If so perhaps you would like to try colonic irrigation. All procedures undertaken in clean, sterile surroundings using the latest solutions and equipment (i.e. salt water and rubber tubes).

Please call Tunaville 6678 for a confidential consultation at no obligation or write for more details to The Tunaville Colonic Irrigation Centre, 23 Closet Lane, Tunaville enclosing s.a.e.

Confidentially assured.

Black with yellow trim. Excellent quality. Marked with a distinctive logo (the newest sportswear manufacturer from the US, competing with Nike and addidas etc.)

TUN$ 20.00 O.N.O. - Call Dave Tunaville 157

Previously owned by Head Prefect by sadly no longer required.