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| 18th February 2000 | Tunaville Tatler with "MuckSpreader" | ||
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Rumour has it that THE party to be invited to this spring season is that
celebrating a big figure change for a certain member of our constabulary.
Already, there's a major rush on at Lucas's Off-Licence to stock up on
anything with a real kick to it, and undoubtedly come the night in question
the folk of Tunaville will know what's hit them when it comes to having a
good time. Muckspreader thinks that may be the night for a spot of cat
burglary . . . watch this space Ange's Beauty Parlour has allegedly reported a remarked surge in requests for body piercing as of late. MuckSpreader wonders if there's any correlation in these development and a substantial increase in sales of Antiseptic cream at Ms Bindi's corner shop.
More gossip next week and if you've got some malicious rumours to spread, then why not let me sound your horn ! E-mail me at muckspreader@tunaville.com | |||
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