. . at least until the novelty wears off!

 

22nd December 1999 Tunaville Christmas Quiz

The Top Forty - A year in memory.

How many times during the course of 1999 . . . .
  1. have England beaten Australia in a sporting competition ?
  2. have you met Mr. Mitchell by chance in a bar in Lockhart Road ?
  3. has Mr. Horsley travelled abroad on business to Manila ?
  4. have you bumped into Kieran in a pub at lunchtime ?
  5. have you been supplied strange pills when feeling a little jaded ?
  6. have you had to inform a certain telecommunications company that you do in fact use a different system, with which you are perfectly happy ?
  7. have Manchester United lost ?
  8. have you been informed of this fact ? (see question 7)
  9. has Mr. Horsley used the expression, "10,000 tramps can’t be wrong".
  10. have you laughed ? (see question 9)
  11. have you discussed a refereeing decision with Brian at lunchtime ?
  12. have you met a ‘lady-man’ ?
  13. have you been away on business to a foreign city, where you’re football team are coincidentally playing at the same time ?
  14. have you been shopping at ‘Harvey Nichols’ ?
  15. have you delivered a baby on your bathroom floor ?
  16. have you talked at lunchtime about the latest developments in the sport of scuba-diving ?
  17. have you admired your best friend’s new two door fridge ?
  18. have you deleted E-mail received from Frank Stanson, before reading it ?
  19. have you sacked your only recently appointed deputy ?
  20. have you visited ‘Fetish Fashion’ ? (Directly opposite 'Dublin Jacks' and very convenient, with friendly service.)
  21. has Mr. Horsley been to stay with you ?
  22. have you not turned up, when you said you would ? (For example at the ‘Smugglers’ or at a cricket match etc.)
  23. have you put money in a juke-box and then not heard your selections ?
  24. have you been involved in discussions about the pros and cons of various internet sites ?
  25. have you been amazed by the strange tastes of your friends ?(see question 24 )
  26. have you bumped into Bruce Mitchell by chance, in ‘Dublin Jack’s’ ?
  27. have you closed a deal ? (Question specific only to salesmen.)
  28. have your customers complained of problems with their RJ45 ?
  29. have you purchased Hi-Fi equipment due to peer pressure and under the advice of others ?
  30. have you lost a head-scarf which has been blown away by the wind ?
  31. have you impressed the opposite sex by travelling extremely fast in a speed boat ?
  32. have you dared take your partner away with you on a business convention ?
  33. have you played golf with a customer seeking a credit limit, when you knew at the outset the answer would be no ?
  34. have you travelled back from Macau on a helicopter ?
  35. did you attend a Paul Mullins leaving-do ?
  36. have you been entertained for drinks at the FCC ?
  37. have you been called ‘a handsome man’ ?
  38. have you been amazed at how many ‘Jack Daniels and Coke’ one man can consume of a lunchtime ?
  39. have you bumped into Bruce Mitchell in your office doing some supposed work for you ?
  40. will you raise a glass, to toast your friends around the world, this New Year’s Eve ?