The Top Forty - A year in memory.
How many times during the course of 1999 . . . .
- have England beaten Australia in a sporting competition ?
- have you met Mr. Mitchell by chance in a bar in Lockhart Road ?
- has Mr. Horsley travelled abroad on business to Manila ?
- have you bumped into Kieran in a pub at lunchtime ?
- have you been supplied strange pills when feeling a little jaded ?
- have you had to inform a certain telecommunications company that you do in fact use a different system, with which you are perfectly happy ?
- have Manchester United lost ?
- have you been informed of this fact ? (see question 7)
- has Mr. Horsley used the expression, "10,000 tramps cant be wrong".
- have you laughed ? (see question 9)
- have you discussed a refereeing decision with Brian at lunchtime ?
- have you met a lady-man ?
- have you been away on business to a foreign city, where youre football team are coincidentally playing at the same time ?
- have you been shopping at Harvey Nichols ?
- have you delivered a baby on your bathroom floor ?
- have you talked at lunchtime about the latest developments in the sport of scuba-diving ?
- have you admired your best friends new two door fridge ?
- have you deleted E-mail received from Frank Stanson, before reading it ?
- have you sacked your only recently appointed deputy ?
- have you visited Fetish Fashion ? (Directly opposite 'Dublin Jacks' and very convenient, with friendly service.)
- has Mr. Horsley been to stay with you ?
- have you not turned up, when you said you would ? (For example at the Smugglers or at a cricket match etc.)
- have you put money in a juke-box and then not heard your selections ?
- have you been involved in discussions about the pros and cons of various internet sites ?
- have you been amazed by the strange tastes of your friends ?(see question 24 )
- have you bumped into Bruce Mitchell by chance, in Dublin Jacks ?
- have you closed a deal ? (Question specific only to salesmen.)
- have your customers complained of problems with their RJ45 ?
- have you purchased Hi-Fi equipment due to peer pressure and under the advice of others ?
- have you lost a head-scarf which has been blown away by the wind ?
- have you impressed the opposite sex by travelling extremely fast in a speed boat ?
- have you dared take your partner away with you on a business convention ?
- have you played golf with a customer seeking a credit limit, when you knew at the outset the answer would be no ?
- have you travelled back from Macau on a helicopter ?
- did you attend a Paul Mullins leaving-do ?
- have you been entertained for drinks at the FCC ?
- have you been called a handsome man ?
- have you been amazed at how many Jack Daniels and Coke one man can consume of a lunchtime ?
- have you bumped into Bruce Mitchell in your office doing some supposed work for you ?
- will you raise a glass, to toast your friends around the world, this New Years Eve ?
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