. . at least until the novelty wears off!

 

22nd December 1999 Classified

SEASON’S GREETINGS

NATIONAL BANK OF TUNAVILLE

WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL OUR CUSTOMERS A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR

(National Bank of Tunaville, High St, Tunaville - For all your financial needs)

 

FOR SALE - Large selection of lacquerware

Bowls, vases, small plates, bigger plates, even bigger plates and huge plates (with stands), also selection of trays, boxes, candle holders etc.

All lacquerware lovingly polished by present owner.

All items under Tun$15 each. - Call Tunaville 876 for full catalogue.

 

FOR SALE - Clothing

6 Plastic Waterproof Capes/Jackets - Different Colours/One Size Fits All

(Jade Green Jacket has only one sleeve - would suit hand puppeteer)

All Worn Once Only. Bargain of a Lifetime

Tun$2 each!! - Phone Tunaville 764

CAREER OPPORUTINITY WITH NATIONAL BANK OF TUNAVILLE

An exciting opportunity has become available at your local branch of National Bank of Tunaville. This position as CHIEF CLERK offers the chance of a rewarding career with this leading Financial Institution.

Reporting direct to the Chief Executive, you will be responsible for running a team of six dedicated individuals handling all the financial needs of the Tunaville business community. Are you :

  • Ambitious
  • Motivated
  • Numerate
  • Fluent in both written and spoken English
  • University Graduate
  • Computer literate (you will have additional responsibily for our new ATM machine)
Then this position may be for you. An attractive remuneration package with substantial fringe benefits is available to the successful candidate.

Interested parties should submit their full resume, with provocative recent photograph, to the Chief Executive, National Bank of Tunaville, GPO Box 666, Tunaville. (Mrs Miggins need not apply)

National Bank of Tunaville is an equal opportunities employer.