26th November 1999 Tunaville Tatler with "MuckSpreader"
Rumour has it that Tunaville Rovers "Bad Boy" has been laid up this past week with a different type of ailment to that normally associated with the star of the turf. Yes, sources close to Tim "Desert Rat" Horsley report that a case of Lumbago has left him 'poleaxed' at a time when he could have been sowing his seed in an unruly fashion. Horsley is currently serving a one month suspension for incidents on and off the field which, no doubt may have led to his current indisposition.

Seen shopping (no change there then .Ed.) last weekend was La Donaldson with yet another high powered companion. Col. Buffy Genk (Rtd.) was seen escorting 'our Suzie' on one of her regular outings which recently have been rumoured to encompass purchasing entire businesses as oppose to the contents there within.

More gossip next week and if you've got some malicious rumours to spread, then why not let me sound your horn !   E-mail me at muckspreader@tunaville.com