. . at least until the novelty wears off!

 

26th November 1999 Classified

FOR SALE : Unused Tharg

Unwanted souvineer from the planet Zog. Aquired during vague period.

Please apply : The Editor, Tunaville Gazette.

FOR SALE : Referee's Whistle

Well used. No longer required due to leaving Tunaville.

Contact Brian on T'ville 717

CONSIDERING SALE : Entire newspaper publishing equipment

Full Kit. PC, Ink Pad, Fridge, Drinks Cabinet, The Works.

Potential enforced sale due to lack of input by readers.

Contact Number to follow